Where did you go Mr. Fish?

On Saturday, I went into Landon's room and noticed something was missing...

"Landon, have you seen Mr. Fish."  

I lifted and turned the fish bowl.  

Still no fish.  Seriously, where could he go?

Well, he had to go somewhere.  I moved everything off of Landon's dresser, moved the dresser, and found that Mr. Fish had taken his own life.  There he lay, under the dresser. 

Landon and I went down to the shop to tell Daddy about the disappointing news.  As we were leaving, I explained to Landon that Mr. Fish is now in heaven.  I said a few nice words about Mr. Fish, and asked Landon if there was anything he wanted to add.  Landon's response, "He was a big a$$ fish."  Ok then.  Rest in peace Mr. Fish,